Mama Bear and Papa Bear were getting a divorce. The judge ask Baby Bear
if he wanted to live with Papa Bear? Baby Bear says, "Oh no, he beats
me." Well do you want to live with Mama Bear? Baby Bear says, "Oh, no
she beats me too". The judge asks, " well who do you want to live with?"
I want to live with the Chicago Bears they don't beat anyone.
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Patriots quarterback, Tom Brady, after living a long full life passed away.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Patriots flag in the window.

"This house is yours for eternity, Tom," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets their own house up here."

Tom felt special, indeed, as he walked up to the front porch of his house, he noticed another house down on the corner.

It was a 3-story mansion with a Blue & White sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole with an enormous Colts logo flag, and every window was draped with Indianapolis Colts curtains.

Tom looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, won numerous Super-Bowls and I even was inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Tom?"

"Well, why does Peyton Manning get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Tom, that's not Peyton's house, it's mine."

GO COLTS!!!!